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ironmanontheironthrone:

AU when Captain America meets the Doctor and goes back to his own time to be with Peggy

Stark Tower is going to be turned into Avengers Tower and they're all going to live there like roommates in an awkward college dorm.

Steve: Tony! Have you seen my shield?

Tony: No, I haven't. I think Thor took it for target practice.

Steve: Hey, Thor!

Thor: Yes, patriotic one?

Steve: My shield. I need it.

Tony: Yeah, Point Break, give Cap his shield back.

Thor: I did not take the shield of the patriotic one, metal man! *thunder crashes outside*

Steve: Well, someone did. It didn't just get up and walk away.

Bruce: Wait. Maybe it did, what kind of material was it made of?

Thor: Keep your scientific babbling to yourself, Banner!

Natasha: All of you, calm down! Maybe Clint's seen it. But has anyone seen Clint?

Clint: *hiding in rafters* Hey, you guys leave me out of this.

Tony: Thanks for being so helpful, Legolas.

Clint: You're welcome, Stark.

Tony: *scoffs*

Steve: *comes out of room* Son of a gun, I found it! It was in my gym bag, I really should clean it out more often.

Thor:

Steve: Sorry, Thor.

Thor: I accept your apology, patriotic one.

Tony: Okay, okay! Great. Balance is restored to the cosmos. Who's up for shawarma?

All: I am!

Loki: Oh, I too.

All: O_O

Tower residential grocery requests, 10/18/12

jarvis01:

ROGERS

Milk, bread, peanut butter, crackers, Spam

BARTON

Sunflower seeds, machine oil, black licorice, economy-size box of Hot Pockets (Meatballs & Mozzarella flavor), duct tape

ROMANOFF

Duct tape, bleach, bungee cords, carabiners, leather polish (black), Pumpkin Spice marshmallows

BANNER

Security log, 10/21/12, 88th floor, conference room B, 1:19 PM EST

jarvis01:

STARK: Wakey-wakey, J.A.R.V.I.S.! Daddy’s home.

MYSELF: At your service, sir.

STARK: Give me a run-down on our publicity stats. What kind of numbers are we looking at?

MYSELF: The most recent polls have the Avengers polling at a 73.2% approval rate nationwide, sir. Individually, members are…

Something I would like to see in Avengers 2

agent-42:

In the next Avengers movie We should the the Avengers tower, I would like to see the meeting room were they plan there Strategy. there should be pictures Of the Avengers Founder, the pictures should be of Black widow, Hawk eye, Iron man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Nick fury, and most importantly of all Agent Phil Coulson

abartonchild:

Barney: We wondered when we’d be getting these questions.
Sophia: Their floor is two away from everyone else’s.
Barney: And no one ever visits them without explicit permission.
Sophia: Except Uncle Tony. He looks through their things when they aren’t home. 
Barney: The number of times he’s screamed for eye-bleach is almost alarming.

abartonchild:

Barney: We wondered when we’d be getting these questions.

Sophia: Their floor is two away from everyone else’s.

Barney: And no one ever visits them without explicit permission.

Sophia: Except Uncle Tony. He looks through their things when they aren’t home. 

Barney: The number of times he’s screamed for eye-bleach is almost alarming.

dtewel88:

The rules when living in Avengers Tower. Part 1. Not that they’re ever followed, of course. 

dtewel88:

Part 2 of the rules for the Avengers Tower. With the people who live there, it’s good having clear cut rules, even if no one pays any attention. 

freeangelcondom:

Darcy Lewis sort of seems to me like the kind of girl who would stick her hands in everything and not even feel bad about it.

So when Darcy and Jane visited Stark Tower for the first time to see Thor, Darcy and Jarvis totally hit it off. We all know Darcy loves her iPod, so Jarvis helped her install iTunes all over the tower so she could manage her account.

Cue Tony Stark.


avengers tower more like SHIELD financed daycare for superpowered children 

avengers tower more like SHIELD financed daycare for superpowered children